Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 31, 2022

A lusty young maid from Seattle Got pleasure by sleeping with...
A lusty young maid from Seattle Got pleasure by sleeping with cattle; Till she found a bull Who filled her so full It made both her ovaries rattle.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle...
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.