Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday March 13, 2022

Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product space has...
Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product space has an orthonormal basis. It makes sense, when you don't think about it.

There was a young lady whose thighs, When spread showed a slit...
There was a young lady whose thighs, When spread showed a slit of such size, And so deep and so wide, You could play cards inside, Much to her bridegroom's surprise.