Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 22, 2022

A wicked stone cutter named Cary Drilled holes in divine...
A wicked stone cutter named Cary Drilled holes in divine statuary. With eyes full of malice He pulled out his phallus, And buggered a stone Virgin Mary.

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking...
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch...
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.