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Corruption is not the \#1 priority of the Police Commissioner...
Corruption is not the \#1 priority of the Police Commissioner. His job is to enforce the law and fight crime. -- P.B.A. President E. J. Kiernan

A young systems programmer of Sprotic Found his software...
A young systems programmer of Sprotic Found his software intensely erotic. In jealous distress He wiped his OS. It's possible that he's a psychotic.

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