Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday June 8, 2024

Conscience doth make cowards of us all. --...
Conscience doth make cowards of us all. -- Shakespeare

A hearty young fellow named Yost Once had an affair with...
A hearty young fellow named Yost Once had an affair with a ghost. At the height of the spasm The poor ectoplasm Cried, "Goodie, I feel it ... almost."

There was a young lady of Spain Who took down her pants on...
There was a young lady of Spain Who took down her pants on a train. There was a young porter Saw more than he orter, And asked her to do it again.