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One of the questions that comes up all the time is:...
One of the questions that comes up all the time is: How enthusiastic is our support for UNIX? Unix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago. Today, much of UNIX being done is done on our machines. Ten percent of our VAXs...

You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic...
You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic is that the Titanic had paying customers.

I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?

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