Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday June 15, 2024

There was a young lady whose thighs, When spread showed a slit...
There was a young lady whose thighs, When spread showed a slit of such size, And so deep and so wide, You could play cards inside, Much to her bridegroom's surprise.

sillema sillema nika su [translation: look it up...hint-fin]
sillema sillema nika su [translation: look it up...hint-fin]

There was an old Scot named McTavish Who attempted...
There was an old Scot named McTavish Who attempted an anthropoid ravish. The object of rape Was the wrong sex of ape, And the anthropoid ravished McTavish.

Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him...
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him a rock.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with...
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.