Freebsd Fortunes 3

Do, or do not; there is no try.

Do people know you have freckles everywhere?

Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.

Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work?

Do unto others before they undo you.

Do what comes naturally.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
                -- Aleister Crowley

Do what you can to prolong your life,
in the hope that someday you'll learn what it's for.

Do you believe in intuition?
No, but I have a strange feeling that someday I will.

Do you feel personally responsible for the world food shortage?
Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in?
Have you ever eaten an entire moose?
Can you see your neck?
Do joggers take laps around you for exercise?
If so, welcome to National Fat Week.
This week we'll eat without guilt, and kick off our membership campaign,
        ...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch to a skinny person.
                -- Garfield