Freebsd Fortunes 3

Do students of Zen Buddhism do Om-work?

Do unto others before they undo you.

Do what comes naturally.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
                -- Aleister Crowley

Do what you can to prolong your life,
in the hope that someday you'll learn what it's for.

Do you believe in intuition?
No, but I have a strange feeling that someday I will.

Do you feel personally responsible for the world food shortage?
Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in?
Have you ever eaten an entire moose?
Can you see your neck?
Do joggers take laps around you for exercise?
If so, welcome to National Fat Week.
This week we'll eat without guilt, and kick off our membership campaign,
        ...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch to a skinny person.
                -- Garfield

Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?

Do YOU have redeeming social value?

Do you know, I think that Dr. Swift was silly to laugh about Laputa.
I believe it is a mistake to make a mock of people, just because they
think.  There are ninety thousand people in this world who do not
think, for every one who does, and these people hate the thinkers
like poison.  Even if some thinkers are fanciful, it is wrong to make
fun of them for it.  Better to think about cucumbers even, than not
to think at all.
                -- T.H. White