| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1096 of 2182 |
Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1097 of 2182 |
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
-- Firesign Theatre
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1098 of 2182 |
Don't despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1099 of 2182 |
Don't despise your poor relations, they may become suddenly rich one day.
-- Josh Billings
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1100 of 2182 |
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.
-- Lt. Col. Ollie North
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1101 of 2182 |
Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1102 of 2182 |
Don't drop acid -- take it pass/fail.
-- Seen in a Ladies Room at Harvard
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1103 of 2182 |
Don't eat yellow snow.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1104 of 2182 |
Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1105 of 2182 |
Don't everyone thank me at once!
-- Han Solo
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