Freebsd Fortunes 3

Don't despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.

Don't despise your poor relations, they may become suddenly rich one day.
                -- Josh Billings

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.
                -- Lt. Col. Ollie North

Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.

Don't drop acid -- take it pass/fail.
                -- Seen in a Ladies Room at Harvard

Don't eat yellow snow.

Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.

Don't everyone thank me at once!
                -- Han Solo

Don't expect people to keep in step--
it's hard enough just staying in line.

Don't feed the bats tonight.