Freebsd Fortunes 3

Don't Worry, Be Happy.
                -- Meher Baba

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac,
you can always take something for it.

Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.
They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.

Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?

"Don't you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong!  It's illegal!"
"Well, I've never done anything illegal before."
"... I thought you said you were an accountant."

Don't you wish that all the people who sincerely
want to help you could agree with each other?

Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?

Dope will get you through times of no money better that money will get
you through times of no dope.
                -- Gilbert Shelton

Dorothy:        But how can you talk without a brain?
Scarecrow:      Well, I don't know... but some people
                        without brains do an awful lot of talking.
                -- The Wizard of Oz