| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1196 of 2182 |
Drakenberg's Discovery:
If you can't seem to find your glasses,
it's probably because you don't have them on.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1197 of 2182 |
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1198 of 2182 |
Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1199 of 2182 |
Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1200 of 2182 |
Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
The first bug to hit a clean windshield
lands directly in front of your eyes.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1201 of 2182 |
Drilling for oil is boring.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1202 of 2182 |
Drink and dance and laugh and lie
Love, the reeling midnight through
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.)
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Flaw in Paganism"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1203 of 2182 |
Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it *is* fun trying.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1204 of 2182 |
Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for
instant motor skills.
-- Marc Price
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Drinking is not a spectator sport.
-- Jim Brosnan
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