Freebsd Fortunes 3

Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.

Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.

Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
        The first bug to hit a clean windshield
        lands directly in front of your eyes.

Drilling for oil is boring.

Drink and dance and laugh and lie
Love, the reeling midnight through
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.)
                -- Dorothy Parker, "The Flaw in Paganism"

Drink Canada Dry!  You might not succeed, but it *is* fun trying.

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation?  That's like drinking alcohol for
instant motor skills.
                -- Marc Price

Drinking is not a spectator sport.
                -- Jim Brosnan

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin
with, that it's compounding a felony.
                -- Robert Benchley

Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam:
that is all there is to distinguish us from the other animals.
                -- Pierre de Beaumarchais, "Le Marriage de Figaro"