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Early to rise and early to bed makes
a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber
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Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
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Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.
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/earth: file system full.
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/Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.
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Earth is a great funhouse without the fun.
-- Jeff Berner
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Easiest Color to Solve on a Rubik's Cube: Black.
Simply remove all the little colored stickers on the cube, and each of
side of the cube will now be the original color of the plastic underneath
-- black. According to the instructions, this means the puzzle is solved.
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Easy come and easy go,
some call me easy money,
Sometimes life is full of laughs,
and sometimes it ain't funny
You may think that I'm a fool
and sometimes that is true,
But I'm goin' to heaven in a flash of fire,
with or without you.
-- Hoyt Axton
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Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it.
-- Harry Secombe's diet
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Eat drink and be merry! Tomorrow you may be in Utah.