| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1249 of 2182 |
/Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1250 of 2182 |
Earth is a great funhouse without the fun.
-- Jeff Berner
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1251 of 2182 |
Easiest Color to Solve on a Rubik's Cube: Black.
Simply remove all the little colored stickers on the cube, and each of
side of the cube will now be the original color of the plastic underneath
-- black. According to the instructions, this means the puzzle is solved.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1252 of 2182 |
Easy come and easy go,
some call me easy money,
Sometimes life is full of laughs,
and sometimes it ain't funny
You may think that I'm a fool
and sometimes that is true,
But I'm goin' to heaven in a flash of fire,
with or without you.
-- Hoyt Axton
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1253 of 2182 |
Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it.
-- Harry Secombe's diet
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1254 of 2182 |
Eat drink and be merry! Tomorrow you may be in Utah.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1255 of 2182 |
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1256 of 2182 |
Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will
happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1257 of 2182 |
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse
will happen to you the rest of the day.
[Well, actually, to either of you... Ed.]
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1258 of 2182 |
Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
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