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Ehrman's Commentary:
        1.  Things will get worse before they get better.
        2.  Who said things would get better?
 
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Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.
                -- Ronald Reagan, famous movie star
 
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...eighty years later he could still recall with the young pang of his
original joy his falling in love with Ada.
                -- Nabokov
 
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Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because
God is not capricious or arbitrary.  No such faith comforts the software
engineer.
                -- Fred Brooks
 
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Eisenhower was very nice,
Nixon was his only vice.
                -- C. Degen
 
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Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.
                -- Groucho Marx' last words
 
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ELBONICS:
        The actions of two people maneuvering for one
        armrest in a movie theatre.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
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Eleanor Rigby
Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen
Lives in a dream
Waits for a signal, finding some code that will
        make the machine do some more.
What is it for?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Hacker MacKensie
Writing the code for a program that no one will run
It's nearly done
Look at him working, fixing the bugs in the night when there's
        nobody there.
What does he care?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?
All the lonely users, why does it take so long?
Ah, look at all the lonely users.
Ah, look at all the lonely users.
 
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ELECTRIC JELL-O

2   boxes JELL-O brand gelatin  2 packages Knox brand unflavored gelatin
2   cups fruit (any variety)    2+ cups water
1/2 bottle Everclear brand grain alcohol

Mix JELL-O and Knox gelatin into 2 cups of boiling water.  Stir 'til
        fully dissolved.
Pour hot mixture into a flat pan.  (JELL-O molds won't work.)
Stir in grain alcohol instead of usual cold water.  Remove any congealing
        glops of slime. (Alcohol has an unusual effect on excess JELL-O.)
Pour in fruit to desired taste, and to absorb any excess alcohol.
Mix in some cold water to dilute the alcohol and make it easier to eat for
        the faint of heart.
Refrigerate overnight to allow mixture to fully harden. (About 8-12 hours.)
Cut into squares and enjoy!

WARNING:
        Keep ingredients away from open flame.  Not recommended for
        children under eight years of age.
 
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Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
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