Freebsd Fortunes 3

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

Entropy requires no maintenance.
                -- Markoff Chaney

Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors.
                -- Onasander

Envy, n:
        Wishing you'd been born with an unfair advantage,
        instead of having to try and acquire one.

Enzymes are things invented by biologists
that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.
                -- Jerome Lettvin

Equal bytes for women.

Ere the cock crows thrice one of you will betray me.
                -- Early Jewish Resistance Leader

Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
        "Ever since they threatened to fire me."

Es brilig war.  Die schlichte Toven
        Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben;
Und aller-mumsige Burggoven
        Dir mohmen Rath ausgraben.

Eschew obfuscation.