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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1326 of 2182

E.T. GO HOME!!!  (And take your Smurfs with you.)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1327 of 2182

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1328 of 2182

Eternity is a terrible thought.  I mean, where's it going to end?
                -- Tom Stoppard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1329 of 2182

Etiquette is for those with no breeding;
fashion for those with no taste.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1330 of 2182

Etymology, n:
        Some early etymological scholars came up with derivations that
        were hard for the public to believe.  The term 'etymology' was
        formed from the Latin 'etus' ("eaten"), the root 'mal' ("bad"),
        and 'logy' ("study of").  It meant "the study of things that are
        hard to swallow."
                -- Mike Kellen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1331 of 2182

Euch ist becannt, was wir beduerfen;
Wir wollen stark Getraenke schluerfen.
                -- Goethe, "Faust"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1332 of 2182

Eudaemonic research proceeded with the casual mania peculiar to this part of
the world.  Nude sunbathing on the back deck was combined with phone calls to
Advanced Kinetics in Costa Mesa, American Laser Systems in Goleta, Automation
Industries in Danbury, Connecticut, Arenberg Ultrasonics in Jamaica Plain,
Massachusetts, and Hewlett Packard in Sunnyvale, California, where Norman
Packard's cousin, David, presided as chairman of the board. The trick was to
make these calls at noon, in the hope that out-to-lunch executives would return
them at their own expense.  Eudaemonic Enterprises, for all they knew, might be
a fast-growing computer company branching out of the Silicon Valley.  Sniffing
the possibility of high-volume sales, these executives little suspected that
they were talking on the other end of the line to a naked physicist crazed
over roulette.
                -- Thomas Bass, "The Eudaemonic Pie"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1333 of 2182

Eureka!
                -- Archimedes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1334 of 2182

Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1335 of 2182

Even a cabbage may look at a king.
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