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Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1395 of 2182 |
Every time you manage to close the door on
Reality, it comes in through the window.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1396 of 2182 |
Every why hath a wherefore.
-- William Shakespeare, "A Comedy of Errors"
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1397 of 2182 |
Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
-- Beckett
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1398 of 2182 |
Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is
the best one.
-- Jack Hurley
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1399 of 2182 |
Everybody but Sam had signed up for a new company pension plan that
called for a small employee contribution. The company was paying all
the rest. Unfortunately, 100% employee participation was needed;
otherwise the plan was off. Sam's boss and his fellow workers pleaded
and cajoled, but to no avail. Sam said the plan would never pay off.
Finally the company president called Sam into his office.
"Sam," he said, "here's a copy of the new pension plan and here's
a pen. I want you to sign the papers. I'm sorry, but if you don't sign,
you're fired. As of right now."
Sam signed the papers immediately.
"Now," said the president, "would you mind telling me why you
couldn't have signed earlier?"
"Well, sir," replied Sam, "nobody explained it to me quite so
clearly before."
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1400 of 2182 |
Everybody has something to conceal.
-- Humphrey Bogart
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1401 of 2182 |
Everybody is given the same amount of hormones, at birth, and
if you want to use yours for growing hair, that's fine with me.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1402 of 2182 |
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
-- Dykstra
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1403 of 2182 |
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded. Everybody rolls with their
fingers crossed. Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the
good guys lost. Everybody knows the fight was fixed: the poor stay
poor, the rich get rich. That's how it goes. Everybody knows.
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking. Everybody knows the captain
lied. Everybody got this broken feeling like their father or their dog
just died.
Everybody talking to their pockets. Everybody wants a box of chocolates
and long stem rose. Everybody knows.
Everybody knows that you love me, baby. Everybody knows that you really
do. Everybody knows that you've been faithful, give or take a night or
two. Everybody knows you've been discreet, but there were so many people
you just had to meet without your clothes. And everybody knows.
And everybody knows it's now or never. Everybody knows that it's me or you.
And everybody knows that you live forever when you've done a line or two.
Everybody knows the deal is rotten: Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
for you ribbons and bows. And everybody knows.
-- Leonard Cohen, "Everybody Knows"
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