Freebsd Fortunes 3

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
                -- Arthur Miller

Everybody needs a little love sometime;
stop hacking and fall in love!

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had
to be taught how not to.  So it is with the great programmers.

Everyone complains of his memory, no one of his judgement.

Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Everyone is in the best seat.
                -- John Cage

Everyone is more or less mad on one point.
                -- Rudyard Kipling

Everyone knows that dragons don't exist.  But while this simplistic
formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the
scientific mind.  The School of Higher Neantical Nillity is in fact
wholly unconcerned with what DOES exist.  Indeed, the banality of
existence has been so amply demonstrated, there is no need for us
to discuss it any further here.  The brilliant Cerebron, attacking
the problem analytically, discovered three distinct kinds of dragon:
the mythical, the chimerical, and the purely hypothetical.  They were
all, one might say, nonexistent, but each nonexisted in an entirely
different way...