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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1446 of 2182

Excellent day for drinking heavily.
Spike the office water cooler.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1447 of 2182

Excellent day to have a rotten day.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1448 of 2182

Excellent time to become a missing person.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1449 of 2182

Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.
                -- Miller
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1450 of 2182

Excerpt from a conversation between a customer support person and a
customer working for a well-known military-affiliated research lab:

Support:  "You're not our only customer, you know."
Customer: "But we're one of the few with tactical nuclear weapons."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1451 of 2182

Excess on occasion is exhilarating.  It prevents moderation from
acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
                -- W. Somerset Maugham
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1452 of 2182

Excess on occasion is exhilarating.  It prevents
moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
                -- W. Somerset Maugham
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1453 of 2182

Excessive login messages is a sure sign of senility.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1454 of 2182

Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
                -- Marcus Aurelius
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1455 of 2182

Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
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