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Fine day for friends.
So-so day for you.
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Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
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Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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First Law of Bicycling:
No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
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First law of debate:
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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First Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility
for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who
imposed the deadline).
Fifth Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
there is nothing important to do.
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First Law of Socio-Genetics:
Celibacy is not hereditary.
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really
self-respecting woman would take advantage of it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, "John Bull's Other Island"
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First Rule of History:
History doesn't repeat itself --
historians merely repeat each other.