Freebsd Fortunes 3

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
                -- Gore Vidal

For children with short attention spans: boomerangs that don't come back.

For courage mounteth with occasion.
                -- William Shakespeare, "King John"

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
                -- Harrison

For every bloke who makes his mark,
there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out.
                -- Andy Capp

For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
                -- R. Clopton

For every human problem, there is a neat,
plain solution -- and it is always wrong.
                -- H.L. Mencken

For example, if thinmskip = 3mu, this makes thickmskip = 6mu.  But if
you also want to use skip12 for horizontal glue, whether in math mode or
not, the amount of skipping will be in points (e.g., 6pt).  The rule is
that glue in math mode varies with the size only when it is an mskip;
when moving between an mskipand ordinary skip, the conversion factor
1mu=1pt is always used.  The meaning of 'mskipskip12' and
'baselineskip=thethickmskip' should be clear.
                -- Donald Knuth, TeX 82 -- Comparison with TeX80

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.

For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel
and cook.
                -- Quentin Crisp