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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1595 of 2182

For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
                -- Gore Vidal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1596 of 2182

For children with short attention spans: boomerangs that don't come back.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1597 of 2182

For courage mounteth with occasion.
                -- William Shakespeare, "King John"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1598 of 2182

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
                -- Harrison
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1599 of 2182

For every bloke who makes his mark,
there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out.
                -- Andy Capp
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1600 of 2182

For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
                -- R. Clopton
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1601 of 2182

For every human problem, there is a neat,
plain solution -- and it is always wrong.
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1602 of 2182

For example, if thinmskip = 3mu, this makes thickmskip = 6mu.  But if
you also want to use skip12 for horizontal glue, whether in math mode or
not, the amount of skipping will be in points (e.g., 6pt).  The rule is
that glue in math mode varies with the size only when it is an mskip;
when moving between an mskipand ordinary skip, the conversion factor
1mu=1pt is always used.  The meaning of 'mskipskip12' and
'baselineskip=thethickmskip' should be clear.
                -- Donald Knuth, TeX 82 -- Comparison with TeX80
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1603 of 2182

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1604 of 2182

For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel
and cook.
                -- Quentin Crisp
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