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FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH PHRASES MEAN: #4
consistent:
Reviewee hasn't gotten anything right yet, and it is anticipated
that this pattern will continue throughout the coming year.
an excellent sounding board:
Present reviewee with any number of alternatives, and implement
them in the order precisely opposite of his/her specification.
a planner and organizer:
Usually manages to put on socks before shoes. Can match the
animal tags on his clothing.
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FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH PHRASES MEAN: #9
has management potential:
Because of his intimate relationship with inanimate objects, the
reviewee has been appointed to the critical position of department
pencil monitor.
inspirational:
A true inspiration to others. ("There, but for the grace of God,
go I.")
adapts to stress:
Passes wind, water, or out depending upon the severity of the
situation.
goal oriented:
Continually sets low goals for himself, and usually fails
to meet them.
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Fortune favors the lucky.
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Fortune finishes the great quotations, #12
Those who can, do. Those who can't, write the instructions.
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Fortune finishes the great quotations, #15
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses."
And while you're at it, throw in a couple of those Dallas
Cowboy cheerleaders.
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Fortune finishes the great quotations, #17
"This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath,
May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet."
Juliet, this bud's for you.
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Fortune finishes the great quotations, #2
If at first you don't succeed, think how many people
you've made happy.
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Fortune finishes the great quotations, #21
Shall I compare thee to a Summer day?
No, I guess not.
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Fortune finishes the great quotations, #3
Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.
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Fortune finishes the great quotations, #6
"But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?"
It's nothing, honey. Go back to sleep.
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