Freebsd Fortunes 3

Fremen add life to spice!

Fresco's Discovery:
        If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

Friction is a drag.

Fried's 1st Rule:
        Increased automation of clerical function
        invariably results in increased operational costs.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
                -- Thomas Jones

Friends, n:
        People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.

        People who know you well, but like you anyway.

Friends, Romans, Hipsters,
Let me clue you in;
I come to put down Caeser, not to groove him.
The square kicks some cats are on stay with them;
The hip bits, like, go down under; so let it lay with Caeser.
The cool Brutus gave you the message: Caeser had big eyes;
If that's the sound, someone's copping a plea,
And, like, old Caeser really set them straight.
Here, copacetic with Brutus and the studs, -- for Brutus is a
        real cool cat;
So are they all, all cool cats, --
Come I to make this gig at Caeser's laying down.

Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority
over the other.
                -- Honore DeBalzac

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds.
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