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F.S. Fitzgerald to Hemingway:
        "Ernest, the rich are different from us."
Hemingway:
        "Yes.  They have more money."
 
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Fudd's First Law of Opposition:
        Push something hard enough and it will fall over.
 
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Fun experiments:
        Get a can of shaving cream, throw it in a freezer for about a week.
        Then take it out, peel the metal off and put it where you want...
        bedroom, car, etc.  As it thaws, it expands an unbelievable amount.
 
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Fun Facts, #14:
        In table tennis, whoever gets 21 points first wins.  That's how
        it once was in baseball -- whoever got 21 runs first won.
 
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Fun Facts, #63:
        The name California was given to the state by Spanish conquistadores.
        It was the name of an imaginary island, a paradise on earth, in the
        Spanish romance, "Les Serges de Esplandian", written by Montalvo in
        1510.
 
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Function reject.
 
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Fundamentally, there may be no basis for anything.
 
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FURBLING:
        Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank
        even when you are the only person in line.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
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furbling, v:
        Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank
        even when you are the only person in line.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
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Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
                -- H. H. Williams
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