Freebsd Fortunes 3

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
        A day to take the initiative.  Put the garbage out, for
        instance, and pick up the stuff at the dry cleaners.  Watch
        the mail carefully, although there won't be anything good
        in it today, either.

GEMINI (May 21 to Jun. 20)
        Good news and bad news highlighted.  Enjoy the good news while you
        can; the bad news will make you forget it.  You will enjoy praise
        and respect from those around you; everybody loves a sucker.  A short
        trip is in the stars, possibly to the men's room.

GENDERPLEX:
        The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
        determine his or her designated restroom (e.g. turtles and tortoises).
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

genderplex, n:
        The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
        determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and
        tortoises).
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

GENEALOGY:
        An account of one's descent from an ancestor
        who did not particularly care to trace his own.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

General notions are generally wrong.
                -- Lady M.W. Montagu

Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.
                -- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645

Generic Fortune.

Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.

Genetics explains why you look like your father,
and if you don't, why you should.