Freebsd Fortunes 3

Governor Tarkin.  I should have expected to find you holding Vader's
leash.  I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on
board.
                -- Princess Leia Organa

Grabel's Law:
        2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.

Graduate life -- it's not just a job, it's an indenture.

Graduate students and most professors are
no smarter than undergrads.  They're just older.

Grand Master Turing once dreamed that he was a machine.  When he awoke
he exclaimed:
        "I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine,
        or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!"
                -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"

Grandpa Charnock's Law:
        You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

        [I thought it was when your kids learned to drive.  Ed.]

Graphics blind the eyes.
Audio files deafen the ear.
Mouse clicks numb the fingers.
Heuristics weaken the mind.
Options wither the heart.

The Guru observes the net
but trusts his inner vision.
He allows things to come and go.
His heart is as open as the ether.

GRASSHOPPOTAMUS:
        A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.

Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion.
                -- Joseph Alsop

GRAVITY:
        What you get when you eat too much and too fast.