Freebsd Fortunes 3

Hacker's Law:
        The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir
        a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.

Hacker's Law:
        The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a
        nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.

Hackers of the world, unite!

Hacker's Quicky #313:
        Sour Cream -n- Onion Potato Chips
        Microwave Egg Roll
        Chocolate Milk

Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge.

"Had he and I but met
By some old ancient inn,                But ranged as infantry,
We should have sat us down to wet       And staring face to face,
Right many a nipperkin!                 I shot at him as he at me,
                                        And killed him in his place.
I shot him dead because --
Because he was my foe,                  He thought he'd 'list, perhaps,
Just so: my foe of course he was;       Off-hand-like -- just as I --
That's clear enough; although           Was out of work -- had sold his traps
                                        No other reason why.
Yes; quaint and curious war is!
You shoot a fellow down
You'd treat, if met where any bar is
Or help to half-a-crown."
                -- Thomas Hardy

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some
useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.
                -- Alfonso the Wise

        [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
         referring to operating system initialization.]

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have
fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.

Hail to the sun god
He's such a fun god
Ra! Ra! Ra!

Hailing frequencies open, Captain.