Freebsd Fortunes 3

Hail to the sun god
He's such a fun god
Ra! Ra! Ra!

Hailing frequencies open, Captain.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?  And hain't that
a big enough majority in any town?
                -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn"

Hale Mail Rule, The:
        When you are ready to reply to a letter, you will lack at least
        one of the following:
                        (a) A pen or pencil or typewriter.
                        (b) Stationery.
                        (c) Postage stamp.
                        (d) The letter you are answering.

Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso facto half not be.
But half the bee has got to be, vis-a-vis its entity.  See?
But can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?

Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)

Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't,
and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

half-done, n:
        This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy,
        light green, yet full of garlic flavor.  The difference between this
        and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the
        difference between life and death.

        You may find it difficult to find a good half-done kosher dill there
        in Seattle, so what you should do is take a cab out to the airport,
        fly to New York, take the JFK Express to Jay Street-Borough Hall,
        transfer to an uptown F, get off at East Broadway, walk north on
        Essex (along the park), make your first left onto Hester Street, walk
        about fifteen steps, turn ninety degrees left, and stop.  Say to the
        man, "Let me have a nice half-done."  Worth the trouble, wasn't it?
                -- Arthur Naiman

Halley's Comet: It came, we saw, we drank.