Freebsd Fortunes 3

Have a nice diurnal anomaly.

Have a place for everything and keep the thing
somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.
                -- Mark Twain

Have a taco.
                -- P.S. Beagle

Have at you!

Have no friends not equal to yourself.
                -- Confucius

Have the courage to take your own thoughts
seriously, for they will shape you.
                -- Albert Einstein

Have you ever felt like a wounded cow
halfway between an oven and a pasture?
walking in a trance toward a pregnant
        seventeen-year-old housewife's
        two-day-old cookbook?
                -- Richard Brautigan

Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?

Well, I haven't.  I find that whenever a woman becomes friends with me,
she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damn nuisance; and
whenever I become friends with a woman, I become selfish and tyrannical.
So here I am, Pickering, a confirmed old bachelor and very likely to
remain so.
                -- Henry Higgins, "My Fair Lady"

Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying
to tell you `there's a time for work and a time for play'
never find the time for play?

Have you flogged your kid today?