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Fortune: 2101 - 2110 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2101 of 2182

Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2102 of 2182

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
                -- Martin Mull
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2103 of 2182

Having no talent is no longer enough.
                -- Gore Vidal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2104 of 2182

Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2105 of 2182

Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
                -- Socrates
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2106 of 2182

Having wandered helplessly into a blinding snowstorm Sam was greatly
relieved to see a sturdy Saint Bernard dog bounding toward him with
the traditional keg of brandy strapped to his collar.
        "At last," cried Sam, "man's best friend -- and a great big
dog, too!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2107 of 2182

"Hawk, we're going to die."
"Never say die... and certainly never say we."
                -- M*A*S*H
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2108 of 2182

Hawkeye's Conclusion:
        It's not easy to play the clown
        when you've got to run the whole circus.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2109 of 2182

He:     Do you like Kipling?
She:    Oh, you naughty boy, I don't know!  I've never kippled!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2110 of 2182

He:     "If I made love to you, would you yell?"
She:    "What do you want me to yell?"
                -- Benny Hill
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