| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 248 of 2182 |
Bad men live that they may eat and drink,
whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
-- Socrates
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 249 of 2182 |
Bagdikian's Observation:
Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper
is like trying to play Bach's "St. Matthew Passion" on a ukelele.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 250 of 2182 |
Bahdges? We don't need no stinkin' bahdges!
-- "The Treasure of Sierra Madre"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 251 of 2182 |
Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry:
A block grant is a solid mass of money
surrounded on all sides by governors.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 252 of 2182 |
BALLISTOPHOBIA:
Fear of bullets;
OTOPHOBIA:
Fear of opening one's eyes.
PECCATOPHOBIA:
Fear of sinning.
TAPHEPHOBIA:
Fear of being buried alive.
SITOPHOBIA:
Fear of food.
TRICHOPHOBIA:
Fear of hair.
VESTIPHOBIA:
Fear of clothing.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 253 of 2182 |
BALTIMORE:
A wharf-rat stealing Diogenes' lamp.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 254 of 2182 |
Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 255 of 2182 |
Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb:
The hippo has no sting, but the wise
man would rather be sat upon by the bee.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 256 of 2182 |
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
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Barach's Rule:
An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
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