Freebsd Fortunes 3

Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this
country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a
wise person to be able to sell it.

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know
how to lie well.
                -- Samuel Butler

Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look
stupid.
                -- Hedy Lamarr

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Any given program will expand to fill available memory.

Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche --
a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea.  For instance, my
grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off the
fence."  I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly
true.
                -- Solomon Short

Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.

Any man can work when every stroke of his hand brings down the fruit
rattling from the tree to the ground; but to labor in season and out
of season, under every discouragement, by the power of truth -- that
requires a heroism which is transcendent.
                -- Henry Ward Beecher

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
                -- Leo Rosten, on W.C. Fields