Freebsd Fortunes 3

Been Transferred Lately?

Beer -- it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Beer & Pretzels -- Breakfast of Champions.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
                -- Addison H. Hallock

Before destruction a man's heart is
haughty, but humility goes before honour.
                -- Psalms 18:12

...before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech
or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility.  What
did it matter what anyone knew or ignored?  What did it matter who was
manager?  One gets sometimes such a flash of insight. The essentials of
this affair lay deep under the surface, beyond my reach, and beyond my
power of meddling.
                -- Joseph Conrad

Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.

Before marriage the three little words are "I love you," after marriage
they are "Let's eat out."

Before really embarking on a sizeable project, in particular before
starting the large investment of coding, try to kill the project
first.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, EWD1308

Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.