Freebsd Fortunes 3

Best of all is never to have been born.
Second best is to die soon.

beta test, v:
        To voluntarily entrust one's data, one's livelihood and one's
        sanity to hardware or software intended to destroy all three.
        In earlier days, virgins were often selected to beta test volcanos.

Better by far you should forget and
smile than that you should remember and be sad.
                -- Christina Rossetti

Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come
around while you have your life in such a mess.

Better hope you get what you want before you stop wanting it.

Better late than never.
                -- Titus Livius (Livy)

Better living a beggar than buried an emperor.

Better the prince of some inferior court,
Than second, or less, in beatific light.
                -- Lucifer, Joost van den Vondel's "Lucifer"

Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.

Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
                -- motto of the Christopher Society