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Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
-- Leonard Brandwein
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Beware of strong drink. It can make you
shoot at tax collectors -- and miss.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"
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Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.
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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds
himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us. "He is full of murderous
resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their
ignorance the hard way."
-- Vonnegut
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Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything
is possible but nothing of interest is easy.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 391 of 2182 |
Beware the new TTY code!
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Beware the one behind you.
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bi, n:
When *everybody* thinks you're a pervert.
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Bierman's Laws of Contracts:
(1) In any given document, you can't cover all the "what if's".
(2) Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved "what if's".
(3) Every resolved "what if" creates two unresolved "what if's".
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Big book, big bore.
-- Callimachus
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