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bi, n:
When *everybody* thinks you're a pervert.
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Bierman's Laws of Contracts:
(1) In any given document, you can't cover all the "what if's".
(2) Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved "what if's".
(3) Every resolved "what if" creates two unresolved "what if's".
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Big book, big bore.
-- Callimachus
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Big M, Little M, many mumbling mice
Are making midnight music in the moonlight,
Mighty nice!
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Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same.
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Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.
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Bilbo's First Law:
You cannot count friends that are all packed up in barrels.
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Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
-- Yogi Berra in his rookie season.
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Billy: Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from
generation to generation?
Mom: Yes?
Billy: Well, this generation dropped it.
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Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise,
and you'll be Gary, Indiana.
-- Jessie, "Greaser's Palace"
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