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Blessed are they that have nothing to say, and who cannot be persuaded
to say it.
                -- James Russell Lowell
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  423 of 2182

Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles,
for they Shall be Known as Wheels.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  424 of 2182

Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappointed.
                -- W.C. Bennett
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  425 of 2182

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
                -- Alexander Pope
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  426 of 2182

Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it,
for he shall enjoy living.
                -- W.C. Bennett
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  427 of 2182

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say,
abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
                -- George Eliot
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  428 of 2182

Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies.
                -- David Nichols
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  429 of 2182

blithwapping:
        Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the
        wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  430 of 2182

Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  431 of 2182

Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
        The judge's jokes are always funny.
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