Freebsd Fortunes 3

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
                -- Alexander Pope

Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it,
for he shall enjoy living.
                -- W.C. Bennett

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say,
abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
                -- George Eliot

Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies.
                -- David Nichols

blithwapping:
        Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the
        wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.

Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
        The judge's jokes are always funny.

Blow it out your ear.

Blue paint today.
                [Funny to Jack Slingwine, Guy Harris and Hal Pierson.  Ed.]

Blutarsky's Axiom:
        Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.