Freebsd Fortunes 3

Both models are identical in performance, functional operation, and
interface circuit details.  The two models, however, are not compatible
on the same communications line connection.
                -- Bell System Technical Reference

Boucher's Observation:
        He who blows his own horn always plays the music
        several octaves higher than originally written.

Bounders get bound when they are caught bounding.
                -- Ralph Lewin

Bower's Law:
        Talent goes where the action is.

Bowie's Theorem:
        If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Boy!  Eucalyptus!

Boy, get your head out of the stars above,
You get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.
Save your heart and let your body be enough,
To get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.
Save your heart and let your body be enough,
And get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.
                -- Mac Macinelli, "Minimum Love"

Boy, I sure wish that I could be in the
'Advanced Systems Development' group!

boy, n:
        A noise with dirt on it.

Boy, that crayon sure did hurt!