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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  451 of 2182

Bowie's Theorem:
        If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  452 of 2182

Boy!  Eucalyptus!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  453 of 2182

Boy, get your head out of the stars above,
You get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.
Save your heart and let your body be enough,
To get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.
Save your heart and let your body be enough,
And get the maximum pleasure from a minimum of love.
                -- Mac Macinelli, "Minimum Love"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  454 of 2182

Boy, I sure wish that I could be in the
'Advanced Systems Development' group!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  455 of 2182

boy, n:
        A noise with dirt on it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  456 of 2182

Boy, that crayon sure did hurt!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  457 of 2182

Boycott meat - suck your thumb.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  458 of 2182

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
                -- Kin Hubbard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  459 of 2182

Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and Others.  Bozos are people who band
together for fun and profit.  They have no jobs.  Anybody who goes on a
tour is a Bozo. Why does a Bozo cross the street?  Because there's a Bozo
on the other side. It comes from the phrase vos otros, meaning others.
They're the huge, fat, middle waist.  The archetype is an Irish drunk
clown with red hair and nose, and pale skin.  Fields, William Bendix.
Everybody tends to drift toward Bozoness.  It has Oz in it.  They mean
well.  They're straight-looking except they've got inflatable shoes.  They
like their comforts.  The Bozos have learned to enjoy their free time,
which is all the time.
                -- Firesign Theatre, "If Bees Lived Inside Your Head"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  460 of 2182

Brace yourselves.  We're about to try something that borders on the unique:
an actually rather serious technical book which is not only (gasp) vehemently
anti-Solemn, but also (shudder) takes sides.  I tend to think of it as
`Constructive Snottiness.'
                -- Mike Padlipsky, "Elements of Networking Style"
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