Freebsd Fortunes 3

Bucy's Law:
        Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Bug:
        An elusive creature living in a program that makes it incorrect.
        The activity of "debugging," or removing bugs from a program, ends
        when people get tired of doing it, not when the bugs are removed.

bug, n:
        An elusive creature living in a program that makes it incorrect.
        The activity of "debugging", or removing bugs from a program, ends
        when people get tired of doing it, not when the bugs are removed.
                -- "Datamation", January 15, 1984

Build a system that even a fool can use
and only a fool will want to use it.

Building translators is good clean fun.
                -- T. Cheatham

Bullwinkle:     You just leave that to my pal.  He's the brains of the outfit.
General:        What does that make YOU?
Bullwinkle:     What else?  An executive.

Bumper sticker:
        All the parts falling off this car are
        of the very finest British manufacture.

Bunker's Admonition:
        You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.

BURBULATION:
        The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in
        an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Bureau Termination, Law of:
        When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out,
        the number of employees in that bureau will double within
        12 months after the decision is made.