Freebsd Fortunes 3

By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote.
In fact, it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others
as it is to invent.
                -- R. Emerson
                -- Quoted from a fortune cookie program
                (whose author claims, "Actually, stealing IS easier.")
                [to which I reply, "You think it's easy for me to
                misconstrue all these misquotations?!?"  Ed.]

By perseverance the snail reached the Ark.
                -- Charles Spurgeon

By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration of death.
                -- Titus Lucretius Carus

By the time you swear you're his,
shivering and sighing
and he vows his passion is
infinite, undying --
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.
                -- Dorothy Parker, "Unfortunate Coincidence"

By the yard, life is hard.
By the inch, it's a cinch.

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity.
Another man's, I mean.
                -- Mark Twain

By working faithfully eight hours a day,
you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.
                -- Robert Frost

byob, v:
        Believing Your Own Bull

Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to
point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very
fast.  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are
often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people
from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B
that so many people from point B are so keen to get there.  They often
wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell
they wanted to be.
                -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then
carefully print the chaff.