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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  541 of 2182

By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration of death.
                -- Titus Lucretius Carus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  542 of 2182

By the time you swear you're his,
shivering and sighing
and he vows his passion is
infinite, undying --
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.
                -- Dorothy Parker, "Unfortunate Coincidence"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  543 of 2182

By the yard, life is hard.
By the inch, it's a cinch.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  544 of 2182

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity.
Another man's, I mean.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  545 of 2182

By working faithfully eight hours a day,
you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve.
                -- Robert Frost
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  546 of 2182

byob, v:
        Believing Your Own Bull
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  547 of 2182

Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to
point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very
fast.  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are
often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people
from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B
that so many people from point B are so keen to get there.  They often
wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell
they wanted to be.
                -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  548 of 2182

BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then
carefully print the chaff.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  549 of 2182

Byte your tongue.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  550 of 2182

C Code.
C Code Run.
Run, Code, RUN!
        PLEASE!!!!
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