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Can anyone remember when the times
were not hard, and money not scarce?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  572 of 2182

Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished?
Yes, work never begun.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  573 of 2182

Can you buy friendship?  You not only can, you must.  It's the
only way to obtain friends.  Everything worthwhile has a price.
                -- Robert J. Ringer
 
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Canada Bill Jones's Motto:
        It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

Canada Bill Jones's Supplement:
        A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
 
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Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp.
It's 2 cents for postage and 30 cents for storage.
                -- Gerald Regan, Cabinet Minister, 12/31/83 Financial Post
 
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CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
        This is a good time for those of you who are rich and happy,
        but a poor time for those of you born under this sign who are
        poor and unhappy.  To tell you the truth, any day is tough
        when you're poor and unhappy.
 
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Canonical, adj.:
        The usual or standard state or manner of something.  A true story:
One Bob Sjoberg, new at the MIT AI Lab, expressed some annoyance at the use
of jargon.  Over his loud objections, we made a point of using jargon as
much as possible in his presence, and eventually it began to sink in.
Finally, in one conversation, he used the word "canonical" in jargon-like
fashion without thinking.
        Steele: "Aha!  We've finally got you talking jargon too!"
        Stallman: "What did he say?"
        Steele: "He just used `canonical' in the canonical way."
 
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Can't act.  Slightly bald.  Also dances.
                -- RKO executive, reacting to Fred Astaire's screen test.
                   Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  579 of 2182

Can't open /usr/fortunes.  Lid stuck on cookie jar.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  580 of 2182

Can't open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.dat.
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