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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
-- Garrison Keillor
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull
a sled through the snow.
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Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.
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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson"
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Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
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Caution: Keep out of reach of children.
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CCI Power 6/40: one board, a megabyte of cache, and an attitude...
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Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
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Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center
of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An
incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop III
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Census Taker to Housewife:
Did you ever have the measles, and, if so, how many?
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