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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  609 of 2182

Cerebus:        I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel.
Jaka:           Look, Cerebus -- Jaka has to tell you... something
Cerebus:        If Cerebus had a navel, would you lick apricot brandy out
                        of it?
Jaka:           Oooh.
Cerebus:        You don't like apricot brandy?
                -- Cerebus, #6, "The Secret"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  610 of 2182

Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, taking a cold bath and a long
walk with an empty stomach and otherwise mortifying the flesh.  They
then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy
health and ripe years; the truth being that they are hearty and old,
not because of their habits, but in spite of them.  The reason we find
only robust persons doing this thing is that it has killed all the
others who have tried it.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  611 of 2182

Certain passages in several laws have always defied interpretation and the
most inexplicable must be a matter of opinion.  A judge of the Court of
Session of Scotland has sent the editors of this book his candidate which
reads, "In the Nuts (unground), (other than ground nuts) Order, the expression
nuts shall have reference to such nuts, other than ground nuts, as would
but for this amending Order not qualify as nuts (unground) (other than ground
nuts) by reason of their being nuts (unground)."
                -- Guiness Book of World Records, 1973
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  612 of 2182

Certainly the game is rigged.
Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.
                -- Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  613 of 2182

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy,
But it's very funny --
did you ever try buying them without money?
                -- Ogden Nash
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  614 of 2182

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  615 of 2182

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas l'Informatique.
                -- Bosquet [on seeing the IBM 4341]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  616 of 2182

CF&C stole it, fair and square.
                -- Tim Hahn
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  617 of 2182

Chairman of the Bored.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  618 of 2182

Chamberlain's Laws:
        1: The big guys always win.
        2: Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
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