Freebsd Fortunes 3

Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
                -- Ogden Nash

Children begin by loving their parents.  After a time they judge them.
Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Children seldom misquote you.  In fact, they usually
repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
                -- Maya Angelou, "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"

Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."

Chism's Law of Completion:
        The amount of time required to complete a government project is
        precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.

Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law:
        When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.

Chocolate Chip.

Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as
a friend if she were a man.
                -- Joubert

Chorus:
        Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
        Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
        You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
        But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she'd forgot her medication,        When we found her Christmas morning,
And she staggered through the door      At the scene of the attack.
        out in the snow.                She had hoofprints on her forehead,
                                        And incriminating claus-marks on her
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,              back.
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football.     I've warned all my friends and
Drinking beer and playing cards                 neighbors,
        with cousin Mel.                Better watch out for yourselves!
                                        They should never give a license,
                                        To a man who drives a sleigh and
                                                plays with elves!
                -- Elmo and Patsy, "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"